(This is a re-post from my Facebook page btw..)
What can I start this first issue off with..?? Hmmmm...
I know..
- I guess the City of Lakewood, Colorado likes to hire lazy people....or is it just me?
It is me right?
Last week we had a horrendous hail storm. Maybe not an apocalyptic one, but a pretty bad one.
A reminder..
It destroyed/damaged a few things on my property like our swamp cooler, some of my deck furniture, but most notably, defoliated most of our trees and broke a couple branches...big branches. Now, I heard then, that the City Of Lakewood will come in, in the next few days and pick up your leaves and other broken flotsam as long as you sweep it onto the street. No prob, sounds great.
Well today, they come through and clean up the street, no big deal right? So I come home, rolling down my road and see that most of the dead leaves and crap has been picked up, but not my stuff in front of my house. Now my guess is, is that they came in with a street sweeper and sucked up all the little shit but left the bigger piles. If they did, I wish they said(online or in the local rag) to spread that shit out so's the machine can pick it up...and as for branches, you're on your own. I thought they'd send crews out on foot to shovel this stuff up...boy was I wrong there. How stupid of me to think they actually get out of their snail paced Elgin (or whatever) street sweeper and make an effort to pick up a few leaves by hand. Boy am I dumb to think that...I should have known. What an asshole I am to assume that..?!
Now I used to put up with kind of shit when I lived in Riverside, California. Their sanitation service employed some pretty nice guys, but there was always that one sanitation worker who would complain about the kind of trash you were leaving. I had dogs there too, and time to time I'd have clean up dog waste and I'd put it in the trash, simple enough. I also had cats and I'd clean out the cat box and dump that waste in the trash as well. But invariably, the City Of Riverside Sanitation Dept would leave little nasty grams telling me that I was discarding animal waste wrong, and they wouldn't tell me how to do it right!! AAAAARGH it made me crazy!! What did I have to do..gift wrap it?
(One sec..gotta feed the dogs..brb..)
(Back..)
I complain too much folks tell me. "It doesn't matter anyway...let it go.." (..grumble..)
We do pay city taxes right? I mean the City Of Lakewood did raise their sales taxes a couple years ago so's we can at least insure that we have our streets plowed out when we get huge blizzard dumps in the winter, and I assume it's applied to summertime thunderstorm hail bombardments. Am I right? AM I RIGHT?? We also pay a "sewage use tax", which by the way, they send a payment card seperately every goddamn month without fail..and we pay that too. So you tell me, why can't they pick up a few more leaves and broken branches? Tell me why? I'll listen....
No offense by the way..don't take it personal)
BTW...let's not mistake this as a rant about ALL the City Of Lakewood. I mean this city does have a pretty decent Police and Fire Departments, very responsive, very thorough. It's just the street maintenance service I have issue (and concern) with. I'm also not going to bash them continuously. But they have a small discrepency, and I'd like it addressed..that's all.
Enough said about them.
So..guess who has to go back out in the street and clean up what the city couldn't? Me. I have to go back out there, chop up the broken branches put them in the trash, and hope EDS (our private santitation service since Lakewood doesn't provide trash pick-up) will haul this shit off. Some of those braches are pretty big, and I don't have a chainsaw...FUCK.. I feel another hot weekend coming up. I really wish Lakewood would allow leaf burning..especially in the fall. Would save a lot of trouble. (Oh wait..fire danger..that's right!)
*sigh*
Now you'll excuse me while I go play CityVille and see how a real city runs things...(I'm being sarcastical..if that's a word..)
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